Friday, 21 April 2017

The Haunted Toilet Seat


This is the cover picture for a children's story I wrote called, 'The Haunted Toilet Seat'. I thought it had all the ingredients to appeal to the average 8 year-old boy. The boy in the story enters another world by squeezing himself through a disused lavatory bowl (via the lid, found in a skip) from a derelict house in his neighbourhood, where he meets a rather attractive Victorian young girl.

I think you get the picture.
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20 comments:

  1. Derek Faulkner21 April 2017 at 02:13

    and they ended up sewer in love?

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  2. crafty cat corner21 April 2017 at 02:40

    My mind is boggling, how did you come up with this line of story, lol
    Briony
    x

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    1. Tom Stephenson21 April 2017 at 04:04

      BOGling? I was sitting and thinking one day...

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  3. MrsC (Maryanne)21 April 2017 at 03:41

    Ah, the flush of young love...

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  4. Derek Faulkner21 April 2017 at 04:12

    as long as it doesn't end up going down the pan.

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  5. hyperCRYPTICal21 April 2017 at 05:20

    I think the story-line has pootential..go for it!
    Anna :o]

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  6. Minigranny21 April 2017 at 06:33

    Her name was Looisa and he spun her a tissue of lies.

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  7. Jacqueline @ HOME21 April 2017 at 06:38

    I hope we ' can ' be ' privy ' to the complete story !!!! That's the best I could do as everyone has used most toilet related words !!!! XXXX

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  8. John Going Gently21 April 2017 at 07:53

    A porn movie screenplay circa 1978

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    1. Tom Stephenson21 April 2017 at 11:43

      Not with 8 year-old boys. I seem to remember you hide behind walls with bananas waiting for them, or was I dreaming?

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  9. Tom Stephenson21 April 2017 at 11:42

    I did respond to all the above on my phone, but they seem to have got lost in the ether and now I am cooking. I will have to get back to you...

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  10. The Weaver of Grass21 April 2017 at 14:04

    I would imagine that a story like this would be enough to give any eight year old constipation as they would never dare to go to the toilet again.

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    1. Tom Stephenson21 April 2017 at 14:47

      Either that or it would scare the shit out of them.

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  11. Maria22 April 2017 at 00:10

    A never ending story...
    Greetings Maria x

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    1. Tom Stephenson22 April 2017 at 03:08

      Waving goodbye to an old friend on a trip to the coast...

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