Didn't we do well in the Eurovision Song Contest? Do you think they are trying to tell us something about Brexit? The English entrant took coming last in very good spirit, saying that he suspected the result had something to do with politics. I think he could be right.
The MEP elections are coming up this week. More humiliation. I don't want to vote for any of them, but I suppose I must if only to keep Farage and his hideous progeny out of the picture.
It has taken me months to realise that the yellow stickers you find popping up everywhere saying BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT are actually the official campaign slogan of the Liberal Democrat party. It defies belief.
Don't get me wrong, I love it, but why come up with a catchy slogan which cannot be said on national media before the 9.00 pm watershed?