Thursday 22 January 2015

Bless


Naipaul and Theroux have finally made it up in a tearful sort of way. Paul Theroux once came to my workshop saying he wanted something stone, so I gave him my card. Did he ever get back to me? Did he fuck. I haven't forgiven him for playing with my hopes and expectations, the dwarf.

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  1. I doubt that Mrs Naipaul is too pleased, after all she started it by putting Theroux in his place whenever it was. Theroux is Mills and Boon to Naipaul's Dickens.

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    1. I don't know what caused it, but if they stand as close together as they are in that photo, it provides the ideal opportunity to knock their heads together.

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  2. A stone card is NOT a good idea.

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