Saturday 12 October 2013
Another use of the word, 'twat'
Green Eyes came back home for her first visit to Bath since leaving for London a few weeks ago, and this is why I got twatted.
I had to meet someone earlier on (in the pub) and then I met up with all the others in a different bar, which only sells beer in bottles. It was a cold night, and I chose the strongest beer on the menu (5.8) so I didn't have to go back in all the time for more. Then I went back in all the time for more.
They all decided to come back to ours so I could cook them a meal and, when in the supermarket, I noticed a bottle of 15 year-old Glenlivet reduced to a mere £32, so I bought it. There were others at the same price, but I only bought the one. Self control. Like I said, the winter equivalent of 'sun over the yard-arm' had arrived in the form of a nasty East wind, which was my flimsy excuse for returning to the single malt.
Shortly thereafter, I got twatted.
Homework: List as many uses of the word 'twat' as you can identify, and have it on my desk by midnight tonight.
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Twat off.
ReplyDeleteTwat the fuck.
ReplyDeleteShould I take that personally?
Delete" twat the night before Christmas........"
ReplyDeleteArtistic and creative, but not what you would call a 'meaning'.
DeleteTwat off
DeleteI twatted the rat with a baseball bat.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a poetry competition, you know.
DeleteHaving said that, 10 out of 10 for identifying the word 'twat' as to 'hit'. You are top of the class right now, Em.
DeleteWhy thank you Mr Stephenson.
DeleteMy preference is the 21yr old Glenlivet but of course a twat would not know ass from elbow!
ReplyDeleteIt's my preference too, but I'm not Duidically rich.
DeleteTwat you again. 2nd try.
ReplyDeleteTwat you too, twat-face. (That isn't me saying that, please understand.)
DeleteTwat you very much. See, I can be polite.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed.
DeleteApparently there is a social messaging thingy called Twatter that connects twats with other twats... (sorry, I'm totally twatted tonight - it was a very good Merlot!)
ReplyDeleteThere is a 'Sit On My Face Book' too, apparently.
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