Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
YOU'VE PUT ON WEIGHT!
and still need the wax...
Is that Kim Kardashian?
I've just looked her up. Bootilicious...
Cheeky boy Tom!
That's enough to put the wind up you !!
...during a game of 'Twister'...
Holy Giant Pumpkin Batman!!!
I had to look at it again. I almost want to slap it to watch it jiggle!
Look who's talking.
Oh man, I'm in NYC-- and I needed this. Har!
Glad to have made your life a little drier, Jes.
Jiggle wiggle! Happy Halloween!
You really like this photo, don't you, Iris?!
If it were the breasts, then it could be PUMPkins. Oh, never mind...