Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Friday, 11 May 2012
Today is a bit of a series of milestones which have - due to some planetary alignments somewhere over Glastonbury - all fallen on the same day.
This is my 1000th post; today I will complete the pear-tree carving that I have been boring you about for some of those posts; and... it's my birthday!
I cannot believe that I have been scribbling this stuff a thousand times - it's a bit like monkeys, typewriters and Tolstoy really - if I had only just re-arranged all those words in a slightly different order, I could have made something as long as 'War and Peace', but a little better written. I'll have to try harder. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog - if only I only wrote that all the time, I would not have to give special attention when cleaning certain letters on the keyboard of this machine.
The completion of the pears means that I cannot spend as long as usual on a post this morning, which is a shame really. I thought today was all about ME, but I have other commitments. Here's to the next 1000.
Thanks again to whoever I ripped the above image off from. I am trying to illicit an abstract sense of affection from all 91 of you - again.