Thursday, 14 April 2011

Comment, or the kitten gets it

I've decided to give all you mad old women a break from Life, the Universe and Everything today and concentrate on boosting my comments rate - BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.

If I don't receive at least 25 sycophantic comments at the bottom of this post by 7.30 pm (British Summertime), then you know what's going to happen.... Come on ladies, make my day!
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40 comments:

  1. Judith14 April 2011 at 02:03

    You are witty, urbane, handsome and have exquisite taste in ALL THINGS,including
    candlesticks. Is that sycophantic enough? I mean every word! (Crosses fingers)

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  2. Sue14 April 2011 at 02:12

    I don't know what sycophantic means but I think you're purrfect in every way...

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  3. Tom Stephenson14 April 2011 at 02:28

    23 to go...

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  4. Eileen H14 April 2011 at 03:01

    You wouldn't....sobs!!

    What does sycophantic mean?

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  5. elegancemaison14 April 2011 at 03:05

    I read yr blog because it ISN'T handknitted and fluffy and it often makes me smile. And because it's usually animal free. So if you want me to continue making comments please shoot the kitten.

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  6. Cro Magnon14 April 2011 at 03:14

    Just shoot and be done with it!

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  7. brismod14 April 2011 at 03:25

    Are you feeling lucky? Are you...kitty?

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  8. John Going Gently14 April 2011 at 03:28

    if it gets you to shut the fuck up

    "YOU'RE WONDERFUL"

    18 to go!

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  9. Razmataz14 April 2011 at 04:05

    Tom....Put the gun down. Step away from the Kitty.........

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  10. Razmataz14 April 2011 at 04:05

    Can we comment twice?

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  11. Mise14 April 2011 at 04:44

    There is no way I am going to comment on this post. And that's that.

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  12. Suzanne14 April 2011 at 06:32

    The kitten looks like it's saying 'mine's soooo big'.

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  13. Olive14 April 2011 at 06:37

    You Knutt with a capital K. Do not harm the kitty!!!

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  14. Janet14 April 2011 at 06:45

    I get fed up with how many comments John gets too ! go ahead make my day-shoot !

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  15. sarah toa14 April 2011 at 07:18

    What time is British summertime?
    Go on, save a native bird and shoot the (internet generated) cat.
    Love your blog Tom, (C'mon, you know that anyway!)despite you burning every bridge and boat to juicy islands full of creative females of a certain age in your last post.

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  16. Amy Saia14 April 2011 at 07:47

    Put down the pussy. I mean it.

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  17. Ina in Alaska14 April 2011 at 08:12

    Greetings from Alaska. The end.

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  18. Kim14 April 2011 at 09:09

    Tom, Tom, Tom..... must you?

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  19. Chris14 April 2011 at 09:47

    Found your blog Tom - but only because of John who's blog is f**king brilliant and much better than yours and not on your own merits.
    There, I AM being a sycophant - but to John not you!

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  20. Kelly14 April 2011 at 09:55

    OMG Tom...you DO know that one of the highlights of John's blog is your sarcastic banter poking fun at John? Right?
    Both of you make me smile.
    Now put down the bleeping gun.

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  21. Jan Blawat14 April 2011 at 10:06

    I'd be happy to save a week's worth of cat poo so you could smoosh it on your carpet and share in the fun.

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  22. Camille14 April 2011 at 10:52

    Here's your comment you miserable bugger - Now let the pussy go.

    Regards from one of those old mad women from USA (who is not an interior decorator - you arse)

    John; if you're reading this...hugs and kisses...mwaahhhh.

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  23. Tom Stephenson14 April 2011 at 11:07

    3 to go and 20 minutes to do it... tick, tock...

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  24. joebloggs14 April 2011 at 11:16

    The power of kittens is immense over those old biddies John, you have tapped into the second reason for the internet.

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  25. joebloggs14 April 2011 at 11:18

    Go on pull the trigger!!! ha the 25th comment and the kitty still gets it....or does he? now I'm confused, see what you do to us..... just not fair!

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  26. John Going Gently14 April 2011 at 11:32

    satisfied...?

    ball breath!

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  27. Tom Stephenson14 April 2011 at 11:39

    Thanks to Joe Bloggs and his team of illiterate monkeys (I knew he was an animal lover at heart)........




    .... I SPARE THE KITTEN!!!

    I probably would have missed anyway, as my arm got tired long before he went into the kitchen and helped himself to the supplies I got in for the hostage taking. Anyway, .45 would have a bit of an over-kill, and there would have been a lot of redecoration to do afterwards, so I'll just send him back to the Chinese restaurant from where I borrowed him for the day.

    On behalf of Kitty' (who is now named - for a brief period - 'Lucky' by his owners, a heartfelt thank you for the 25 wonderful comments. I would like to be able to reply individually to all of you, but there's only so many mad old women I can deal with at any given time.

    All's well that ends well.

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  28. The Weaver of Grass14 April 2011 at 11:41

    Ten minutes late but please spare the kitten!

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  29. Tom Stephenson14 April 2011 at 11:41

    P.S. - Only you would know what 'ball-breath' smells like, John. How's your Bro?

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  30. John Going Gently14 April 2011 at 11:44

    tom

    he's managing tom...thank you for asking

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  31. Tom Stephenson14 April 2011 at 12:22

    I've just visited your 'Up yours, Brutus' post, John. I think I might need protection from now on - just until it all blows over... Good job I'm going to Cornwall for a few days this weekend!

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  32. The Boston Lady14 April 2011 at 13:48

    I was holding out for another Barry White video, but had to save the kitty. Ann

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  33. Tom Stephenson14 April 2011 at 13:53

    The kitty lives no thanks to you, Ann - you're two and a half hours late!

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  34. Molly14 April 2011 at 14:21

    I'm just catching up and half a day late! No thanks to me either, but I knew you wouldn't!
    Have a good weekend!

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  35. Tom Stephenson14 April 2011 at 15:15

    Thanks Moll.

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  36. Tracey14 April 2011 at 20:36

    Kill the bloody kitten....I hate them!

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  37. Tom Stephenson15 April 2011 at 01:29

    I've just looked at your blog, Tracey, and it appeals to my under-developed sense of humour so I'm now following it. It will make a nice change to read not only an English mad old lady's drivel, but one who finds farts funny to boot. Keep up the good work.

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  38. Tracey15 April 2011 at 02:34

    Thanks.....I think! You're a grumpy old git like John, that's why you appeal to me! xxx

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  39. Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe15 April 2011 at 19:00

    Oh my gosh, I am late for this post, I did not make the cut. Thumbs up, let the kitty live, I beg you in the name of all the mad old women and mad old men (who secretly love cats also) out there.

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  40. Tom Stephenson16 April 2011 at 03:06

    Too late Starting - it's gone back to the restaurant.

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