Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
You are witty, urbane, handsome and have exquisite taste in ALL THINGS,includingcandlesticks. Is that sycophantic enough? I mean every word! (Crosses fingers)
I don't know what sycophantic means but I think you're purrfect in every way...
23 to go...
You wouldn't....sobs!!What does sycophantic mean?
I read yr blog because it ISN'T handknitted and fluffy and it often makes me smile. And because it's usually animal free. So if you want me to continue making comments please shoot the kitten.
Just shoot and be done with it!
Are you feeling lucky? Are you...kitty?
if it gets you to shut the fuck up"YOU'RE WONDERFUL"18 to go!
Tom....Put the gun down. Step away from the Kitty.........
Can we comment twice?
There is no way I am going to comment on this post. And that's that.
The kitten looks like it's saying 'mine's soooo big'.
You Knutt with a capital K. Do not harm the kitty!!!
I get fed up with how many comments John gets too ! go ahead make my day-shoot !
What time is British summertime?Go on, save a native bird and shoot the (internet generated) cat.Love your blog Tom, (C'mon, you know that anyway!)despite you burning every bridge and boat to juicy islands full of creative females of a certain age in your last post.
Put down the pussy. I mean it.
Greetings from Alaska. The end.
Tom, Tom, Tom..... must you?
Found your blog Tom - but only because of John who's blog is f**king brilliant and much better than yours and not on your own merits.There, I AM being a sycophant - but to John not you!
OMG Tom...you DO know that one of the highlights of John's blog is your sarcastic banter poking fun at John? Right? Both of you make me smile. Now put down the bleeping gun.
I'd be happy to save a week's worth of cat poo so you could smoosh it on your carpet and share in the fun.
Here's your comment you miserable bugger - Now let the pussy go.Regards from one of those old mad women from USA (who is not an interior decorator - you arse)John; if you're reading this...hugs and kisses...mwaahhhh.
3 to go and 20 minutes to do it... tick, tock...
The power of kittens is immense over those old biddies John, you have tapped into the second reason for the internet.
Go on pull the trigger!!! ha the 25th comment and the kitty still gets it....or does he? now I'm confused, see what you do to us..... just not fair!
Thanks to Joe Bloggs and his team of illiterate monkeys (I knew he was an animal lover at heart)............ I SPARE THE KITTEN!!! I probably would have missed anyway, as my arm got tired long before he went into the kitchen and helped himself to the supplies I got in for the hostage taking. Anyway, .45 would have a bit of an over-kill, and there would have been a lot of redecoration to do afterwards, so I'll just send him back to the Chinese restaurant from where I borrowed him for the day. On behalf of Kitty' (who is now named - for a brief period - 'Lucky' by his owners, a heartfelt thank you for the 25 wonderful comments. I would like to be able to reply individually to all of you, but there's only so many mad old women I can deal with at any given time.All's well that ends well.
Ten minutes late but please spare the kitten!
P.S. - Only you would know what 'ball-breath' smells like, John. How's your Bro?
tomhe's managing tom...thank you for asking
I've just visited your 'Up yours, Brutus' post, John. I think I might need protection from now on - just until it all blows over... Good job I'm going to Cornwall for a few days this weekend!
I was holding out for another Barry White video, but had to save the kitty. Ann
The kitty lives no thanks to you, Ann - you're two and a half hours late!
I'm just catching up and half a day late! No thanks to me either, but I knew you wouldn't!Have a good weekend!
Kill the bloody kitten....I hate them!
I've just looked at your blog, Tracey, and it appeals to my under-developed sense of humour so I'm now following it. It will make a nice change to read not only an English mad old lady's drivel, but one who finds farts funny to boot. Keep up the good work.
Thanks.....I think! You're a grumpy old git like John, that's why you appeal to me! xxx
Oh my gosh, I am late for this post, I did not make the cut. Thumbs up, let the kitty live, I beg you in the name of all the mad old women and mad old men (who secretly love cats also) out there.
Too late Starting - it's gone back to the restaurant.