Lucky Jim

My phone has an app which acts as scales. I bring up the app and put the phone on the floor. All I have to do is stand on the phone and it displays my weight. It is very accurate.

Boris said that he targeted 100 oligarchs for punitive sanctions last week alone. He was asked to list names. He could not, but said he could name 15 of them if that was any use.

Speaking to a church full of Ukrainians in London the other day, he declared that Great Britain was going to be 'very generous' in allowing their relatives join them in safety. Pritti Patel declared the same thing in Parliament and almost received a round of applause for it.

A friend of mine is married to a Ukrainian woman whose family are trapped a few miles away from the city in the South near the Moldovan border which has been overrun by Russian troops. It was the first city to fall so far. My friend appealed to the Home Office to get his wife's elderly family out, but was told that they do not qualify.

All this government do is lie. They are serial liars and they have learned that they can get away with it -  seemingly endlessly. All they have to do is tell a lie, wait for it to be questioned and then tell another one to distract attention from the last. Never mind the little white lies about Christmas parties. They disgust me.