Thursday, 5 December 2019

A German woman represents me


I wonder what has happened to Diane Abbott? She has been put in a cupboard like Jacob Rees-Mogg I expect. They both tend to detract a little from election campaign messages and this one is so close that their contributions could well tip it one way or the other in their opponent's favour. It's a question of who would make the biggest and latest gaff.

I think that Boris will win, but only by the length of a gnat's knob. Someone made some calculations regarding Labour's financial plans, and worked out that if they were to keep to their spending promises, every household in the country would have to contribute £147,000 to cover the costs. Maybe it was Diane Abbott who came up with the manifesto budget? She's good with figures.

We have a Lib Dem MP here in Bath and I plan to keep it that way. She is German too, which must make it even more infuriating for the Tories. Labour doesn't stand a chance so I'm not worried about them.
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11 comments:

  1. Cro Magnon5 December 2019 at 08:00

    Abbott's expensive private school educated son, has been a naughty boy. He was arrested after he bit one policeman, and spat at another. She's probably been told to stay at home (with her son).

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    1. Tom Stephenson5 December 2019 at 11:36

      Ah. I didn't hear about that. Mind you, I have sometimes felt like spitting at the Met myself. She is not allowed to go to the Foreign Office until the case is heard. It's like an urban version of The Archers.

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  2. John Going Gently5 December 2019 at 12:33

    May be she's run off with reesmogg
    Now there is a visual I cant get out of my head

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    1. Tom Stephenson5 December 2019 at 12:47

      The makings of either a really bad porn film or a heartwarming Christmas special.

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    2. John Going Gently5 December 2019 at 12:48

      With Joanna lumley as Theresa May

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    3. Tom Stephenson6 December 2019 at 02:53

      Hate Actually.

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  3. The Weaver of Grass5 December 2019 at 12:47

    Just think add on a few hours to the time I am writing this and next week at that time it will all be over and I needn't think about it again.

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    1. Tom Stephenson5 December 2019 at 15:11

      Are you sure Weave? We may find ourselves thinking about it for the rest of our lives.

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  4. gz5 December 2019 at 17:50

    I think that you are right there Tom

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  5. Sue5 December 2019 at 23:10

    Rees-Mogg and Abbott in a cupboard together, perhaps they were playing Sardines.

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