Tuesday, 23 July 2019

Sleep easy

Boris Johnson in Number 10 and Donald Trump in The Whitehouse. All is well with the World.

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  1. I don't understand just how these two blonde characters, who are both despised by so many, have found their way into such powerful positions?

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    1. Just to think - he was dealing with Iran as Foreign Secretary. That is why the Radcliffe 'journalist' is still in prison. Words cannot express my disdain for the man. He is NOT my Prime Minister.

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  3. Stop the world I want to get off. Boris would buy a water cannon to cool Iran down. You couldn't make it up.

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    1. Our new Aircraft Carrier is covered in US warplanes already. We cannot afford our own. We are well and truly fucked. The second recession is on its way and it's going to be a global one. We will not outlive it.

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  4. I am just trying to ignore it all at my age.

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    1. It's never too late to say what you really think, Weave.

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    2. I do like your nihilism. Tomorrow will be a new day of Boris.

      'How would you like like your new day of Boris to be?'

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    3. I would like it to be a new, golden dawn. I would like it to be as bright gold as the colour of his fucking hair.

      I don't suppose you even know about Muffin the Mule, let alone remember him as I do from my far-off childhood.

      I have a lovely remembrance of Muffin's 'carrot-coloured dream'. The illustration was not even carrot-coloured, it was a much more tasteful peach.

      Trump has even ruined that for me with his peachy carrot-coloured hair. Cunt.

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  5. Tonight, another window was broken at my workshop. The police caught the youth, who was not really a criminal, but I am on the point of giving up as far as security goes. I am very depressed about the way things are going, world-wide and also in my back yard.

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  6. So sorry about your ‘ bit of trouble ‘ Must be very depressing. On a lighter note, I loved Muffin the Mule ..... I had a Muffin the Mule brooch !!! I know the song and everything 😊 XXXX

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    1. I'm surprised you didn't make a joke about muffs. Are you unwell?

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    2. I am finding the double entendres difficult in this hot weather !! XXXX

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  7. Caption for photo:
    "would you like to put your hand down my trousers?"
    "Certainly. Would your dog like my breakfast?"

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    1. That would be better than what the body language suggests to me.

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  8. Tweedle Dum(b) and Tweedle Dee. What idiocy. The only Eton mess that I like is made of strawberries, cream and meringue - this lying man is NEVER going to represent me.
    And I'm sorry to hear of your break-in, Tom, so depressing.

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    1. Yes, I am trying not to let it get me down too much, but it's time for a re-think about the way I occupy the place. I wish they were both just idiots, but they are much more than that.

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