After yesterday's description of an embarrassing medical examination, here is another account. This is a true story.
My sister had a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. The only reason I mention this fact is that it greatly enhances the tale. You will understand why.
This woman was due for a routine inspection at her G.P.'s surgery, and it was down there.
That morning she was running a little late, so after she had seen off her daughter to school, she quickly had a shower, then just to be on the safe side she rummaged in a drawer and pulled out a spray-can of vaginal deodorant which she knew to be lurking somewhere in amongst all the other stuff, gave herself a generous blast of it, hastily dressed and left the house.
She arrived at the surgery and was asked to undress from the waist down and lie on the couch. The doctor put himself in position to begin the examination, but before he started he said, "It's nice to see you have made the effort".
Slightly confused about this, she had a look with a mirror when she got home.
In her haste, she had grabbed a can of her daughter's party glitter spray and decorated her muff very festively.
The party was open to all comers.
ReplyDeleteGash with a dash.
DeleteSomehow I missed yesterday's tale; glad to have dropped in today!
ReplyDeleteI hope it brightened your life a little. It did mine.
DeleteYou can beat an egg and you can beat a carpet but you can’t beat a bit of glitter on your Lady garden when you go off to a doctors appointment 🎊🎉🤣 XXXX
ReplyDeleteYou can bash the bishop too.
DeleteVagina glitter probably exists; I Google-translated this from an Italian article:
ReplyDelete”A capsule that explodes at the right time ...
The product consists of a capsule full of glitter to be inserted into the vagina just as if it were an egg commonly used in gynecology. The capsule obviously explodes at the right time, releasing a long, bright and fragrant trail. Responding to the immediate doubts of the doctors were the direct interested parties, or the company representatives ready to swear that there is no danger. The only ones who have to be really careful are the asthmatics: swallowing them during an oral relationship could create respiratory problems, so it is better to avoid them”
Greetings Maria x
My god - not so funny after all. There are capsules you can eat that make your poo glittery too, but who is going to see it??
DeleteThank you , it made my day
ReplyDeleteInnit.
DeleteNothing like a festive muff to impress the gynecologist! Ha!
ReplyDeleteTry telling that to the young people of today...
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