Thursday, 8 February 2018

Back to square one in Ambridge


Interior. From behind a screen in Felpersham General Hospital.

Ian: "Oh Adam, I am sooo sorry."

Adam: "Why?"

Ian: "I swallowed it."

Da da da da da da-da,  da da da da da-da......


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  1. This will only be meaningful to the handful of Brits who know what I am on about, and out of them even fewer will find it funny. No offence meant and - I hope - no offence taken.

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  2. Trust Adam to be firing on all cylinders

    Alice is getting on my tits

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  3. There is only 0.2 of a second to make that vital decision

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    1. I haven't heard that phrase for years!

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    2. It was a myth even in the 50's and 60's.

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    3. I am having a lot of laughs with this post. I like the image of you looking it up.

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    4. I had a laugh and a smile at you and the vinegar stroke, in the nicest possible way.

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    5. It's not just for fish and chips, you know.

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  4. A fellow Archers addict (ok, I admit it) has a good theory on the way this is going. Lexi will go for tests and be told that she is already pregnant - by Roy. Sounds like a cunning twist to me. If any of the writers read this then I am sure that they will pinch it anyway.

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    1. The Archers is getting more like East Enders every day......so it could happen.

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  5. I don't listen to The Archers so this is all double Dutch to me.

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  6. I looked this up and I read all about The Archers, which I know from being an American fan of The Jam (Life at a Top People's Health Farm), and I know about Ian and Adam being a married couple, but the deep context of this joke eludes me. Oh well. At least I can go away with Weaver's "This is all double Dutch to me" which I will use the next time I need to say "Fuck Off", but classy, like.

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    1. It means something very rude, Vivian, so it is a good thing you don't know what. I'm not sure the Double Dutch saying is a substitute for a good old, no-nonsense 'fuck off'.

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