Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
And there is some rosemary, too! My, it's turning into an allotment.
That rosemary really needs to be planted outside.
I don't have any Night-Scented Stocks (or as you call them 'socks'), but I do have a Mock Orange bush which has an amazing perfume. Maybe one to plant outside another window?
I'm not sure we have the climate for it.
There's something wrong, the smellerama isn't working. Do I need to re-boot?
Open the window.
I am getting a strong whiff of alcohol interlaced with a perfume ?
I'm afraid so.
I wish my socks smelled as sweet
So do I.