Some bunch of illiterates have just nominated Bob Dylan as 'The Greatest Living Poet'. The fucking idiots.
They probably wasted their whole university careers - and more - in a futile attempt to ascertain the true meaning of his lyrics.
Well I could have saved them loads of money with this snippet:
His lyrics are hard to understand... BECAUSE THEY ARE MEANINGLESS. THEY DO NOT MEAN ANYTHING - AT ALL.
I grant you he is clever and has written some very good tunes/songs, but 'Greatest Living Poet'??? Fuck off. That would be an insult to any minor living poet, let alone any major ones.
I will tell you what award he is most qualified to recieve:
'Best living Looky-Likey for Vincent Price'.
Halloween is coming up...