Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Wednesday, 13 July 2016
Not the scariest doll I have ever seen, but it's not bad. She's the latest addition to the pub's random decor.
I have been trying hard to avoid unpleasantness recently, but life just gets in the way. The school bully is back now, and so far behaving himself. Last night I had a massive row with my erstwhile glamorous assistant, who seems to think that I owe him money, rather than the other way round.