I am due to leave the house a little later, so I am taking a shovel downstairs to dig my way past the doormat.
Immediately after patting myself on the back yesterday, my 'send' on the emails stopped working, so I daresay I will spend another day or so trying to get it to work again. Thinking about it logically, the inbox may have been overloaded with Valentine's messages which has caused the problem.
Yes, that would be it.
Sending you a virtual valentine's snog x
ReplyDeleteI said no kissing...
DeleteUPDATE: I FIXED THE MAIL PROBLEM! HA HA HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteI forgot you had to set outgoing as well as incoming...
Would a firm handshake suffice? no? then a 'through the ether' hug.....better?.
ReplyDeleteA photo would be appreciated before I commit myself. (Hark at me!)
DeleteWhat does get in the van mean?
ReplyDeleteMy favourite Valentine greeting:
DeleteRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
DeleteViolets are blue,
What I thought was Vaseline
Turned out to be glue.
Ha!
DeleteA family which lubes together, sticks together?
DeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are violet
That's why they're called violet
Fucking idiot
Virtual snogging and stuff from me !! ♥♥♥♥
There are such things as white violets - they grow outside my workshop every spring - an oxymoron, surely?
DeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
I've got dementia
Cheese on toast
What do we want?
DeleteA cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it?
Cunt!
The 'V' word hasn't yet been mentioned in the Magnon household. I'm hoping that the glum face will be improved upon after the bottle of Mumm and the chocs which are being kept for 7pm.
ReplyDeleteGet the chocolate dildo out, and she may respond with a pair of edible knickers. Then you can do a really interesting food post.
DeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius
♥♥♥♥
Jac...very funny
DeleteThat's the only Pistorius joke I have heard which doesn't mention legs.
DeleteI hope you dug yourself out past your front mat ...
ReplyDeleteI drugged myself past.
DeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteChampagne is bubbly
Have a nice day
I'm off to the Rugby.
And I bet you are too!
DeleteHe was after he left the box of chocs. ( Oops almost made a predictive text Freudian slip there.)
DeleteFunnily enough, the inventor of predictive text died last week. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
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