Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
He's a stunner
He must have been standing on a box for that photo.
I remember seeing Ms Hall on a morning tv show while I was in London in late 2013. She was on the television show to promote a panto she was appearing in.Guess none of us is getting any younger or taller.Best wishes.
She's going to marry the biggest panto villain of all time.
What's that strange growth on Jerry's cheek?
Don't worry, Rupert's biting it off for her.
What have you got against two young lovebirds being happy?
I'm just jealous. I'm sure Murdoch has got her to sign something before the marriage, so it must be true love.
Mick Jagger must be really gutted.
I bet Jerry is really wishing that viagra hadn't been invented now.
Aint love grand ? ...... puts me in mind of Bernie Ecclestone, 81 and Fabiana Flosi, 36 ...... another match made in heaven !!!
I'm having dinner with a beautiful 25 year-old tonight. I think that the evening is going to end with the pudding.
'So tell me Debbie McGee, what first attracted you to the diminutive, balding, millionaire Paul Daniels....'
Ha ha! That was a good one. I remember it.
I believe that Mr Onassis was something of a stud too...
Yes, but it was a lot easier in those far-off, pre-viagra days.
I wonder if Tony is giving her the once over.
Blair. He had an affair with the last Murdoch bride, the Chinese woman. Blair will of course not be on the guest list for this wedding.
I didn't know about that. I wonder why.
What a bunch of cynics!
Is that the right word?
Words fail me Tom.
Four letter words?