Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Wednesday, 3 June 2015
How could I resist buying this little item in the charity shop yesterday? At £2 (batteries not included) it not only provided me with an excellent and attractive blog-title, but will be a useful tool for checking the hygiene standards of hotel bathrooms when traveling abroad.
Actually, it is only a UV LED torch, and I will use it for quite a few work-related applications. I use a water-clear glue on semi-opaque white marble which only sets with exposure to Ultra-Violet, and the difference between soda and lead metal Georgian drinking glasses is detectable under UV too.
If only I had this item when I was young, I could have used it to test the fidelity of certain girlfriends - it will also detect feint traces of semen on clothing.
I just posted up the You Tube video of the mapping project, but my screen cuts out the right hand side in this format, so go here to see it full screen: