I have almost finished the preparatory work for the video - I thought you ought to know that too. This is my latest poster for it, made because the geezer who calls himself a graphic artist around here took the last one down and replaced it with something even more boring. I've told him I will do something unspeakable to his private parts if he removes this one.
It's my birthday today - I thought you ought to know that too (somehow, Rachel already does). I used to keep quiet about my birthdays, but I realised that if you go round telling everyone, you get free drinks at the pub, and people put off being horrid to you until the day after. How childish of me, at my age.