Every morning at around 3.00 am, I wake up and try to drive the demons away by thinking of things using the letters of the alphabet in order, before I go back to sleep.
Often these are names, and last night I raced through English men's names until I got to the letter 'U'.
A thousand of units of the currency of your choice will definitely not be given to anyone who can tell me a truly English man's forename beginning with 'U'.
Aliums & Aquilegia - It's my birthday next Friday. I will be 56 years old. Even without a calendar I know I'm almost there because the alliums and aquilegia have just flowered...
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