Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Friday, 6 February 2015
Bye bye, Tony
You couldn't make it up, but if I could have thought of it, I would have. Tony Abbott has just spectacularly shot himself in the foot by awarding a knighthood to - Prince Phillip the Duke of Edinburgh!
He was obviously completely drunk when he dreamed that one up.
On his last visit to Australia, Prince Phillip was introduced to some Aboriginal tribesmen. His question to them? "Tell me, do you still chuck spears at each other?"
I can just see it now:
"Arise, Sir Phillip Mountbatten, KG, AdC, PC (!), KT,GBE, OM, QSO, AC, AK, GLC, ONZ, CC, CMM, NIIV, DUT, DK, KSGC, GCR, RE, GCGI, GCP, RSerafO,GCTS,SVR SR, GCIH, GCA, LLD, DCL, DSc, "