Wednesday 9 July 2014
Live World Cup joke!
Not many people know that Chris Waddle's father used to be a butler to an elderly, titled old gentleman.
One evening, Waddle senior had run a bath for His Lordship, and stood by the side with a clean white towel, waiting for his master to rise from the tub. He then put down the towel and left the room, returning shortly with a recently filled, hot water bottle.
"Why on earth would I require a hot water bottle at this point?" asked his master.
"I distinctly heard you ask for one, My Lord," said the butler.
"No I damn well didn't!"
"My Lord, you clearly said 'Be a good boy and boil me a hot water bottle, Waddle', so I did."
(It is 9.18, PM, and the score is 0 - 0)
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Boom boom
ReplyDeleteI don't get this stupid joke at all. It is the worst Waddle joke I ever heard.
ReplyDeleteRachel.....take a pill
DeleteLeave her, John - she's tearing her hair out about the most boring game of the whole tournament - extra time and still 0 - 0 as I write. Absolutely boring.
DeleteAt least Argentina came through.
DeleteI was secretly rooting of them, as I am becoming a fan of Lavezzi.
DeleteI was in bed. No point in staying up late watching a boring game of football.
DeleteYou take your laptop to bed, just so you can keep up with my posts?
DeleteAnd - btw - what is the best Waddle joke you have ever heard?
DeleteNo I don't. I was up and then I went to bed. There are no good Waddle jokes.
DeleteI bet John's got a few.
DeleteHe doesn't know who Waddle is and nor do you.
DeleteHe knows how to waddle though.
DeleteI don't even know who Waddle is
ReplyDeleteNiether do I.
DeleteI think it's a derivative of a farting in the tub joke.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the original?
DeleteI waddle daily
ReplyDeleteSo do I.
DeleteI'm with Carol never heard of him, but I now nothing about round ball football.
ReplyDeleteMerle...........
Niether do I.
DeleteNeither do I.
ReplyDeleteWaddle, who he?
ReplyDeleteNiether do you then.
DeleteNobody knows anything around here. Including me.
ReplyDeleteI do.
DeleteIt strikes me that we have all made more Waddle jokes than have ever been made before in history. Just think how much better we would have done if we knew who he was.
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