Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Wednesday, 9 July 2014
Live World Cup joke!
Not many people know that Chris Waddle's father used to be a butler to an elderly, titled old gentleman.
One evening, Waddle senior had run a bath for His Lordship, and stood by the side with a clean white towel, waiting for his master to rise from the tub. He then put down the towel and left the room, returning shortly with a recently filled, hot water bottle.
"Why on earth would I require a hot water bottle at this point?" asked his master.
"I distinctly heard you ask for one, My Lord," said the butler.
"No I damn well didn't!"
"My Lord, you clearly said 'Be a good boy and boil me a hot water bottle, Waddle', so I did."