What happend to glandular fever etc. I was going to comment on that. A man was sitting on the train opposite a beautiful Thai girl. He thought to himself " Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection" But she did !!!!! Boom Boom !! XXXX
I was once stuck behind a van on the motorway belonging to a fencing company. On the back was written "For the perfect erection, see driver". (I didn't, before you ask)
Hello Tom,
ReplyDeleteOn or before 2nd February..........surely you missed it. Long time, no see!
Well, I am getting a bit forgetful these days.
DeleteWhat happend to glandular fever etc. I was going to comment on that.
ReplyDeleteA man was sitting on the train opposite a beautiful Thai girl.
He thought to himself " Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"
But she did !!!!! Boom Boom !! XXXX
I'm reporting you to the Thai Embassy for that.
DeleteOh, and I thought you might be relieved to have a bit of a break from my blathering.
DeleteI like a good blather ! XXXX
DeleteI might tack it back on again then - just for you.
DeleteActually, no I won't.
DeleteIt was an installation art work by Gilbert and George. You missed it; they were singing Underneath the Arches, underneath some other arches.
ReplyDeleteDid it involve ordure and stained glass windows?
Delete2nd February to 8th March - surely that is just wishful thinking Tom.
ReplyDeleteThe pharmaceutical industry can perform wonders these days, but I sleep though most of them.
Delete1968 - 2014
Deletelol
ReplyDeleteIs that 'lol' in the David Cameron sense?
DeleteWaiting for an erection
ReplyDeleteStory of my life
Yes, but I'm waiting for one of mine.
DeleteDid I spoil your joke in a pedantic and boring way?
DeleteI was once stuck behind a van on the motorway belonging to a fencing company. On the back was written "For the perfect erection, see driver".
ReplyDelete(I didn't, before you ask)
I was driving up to the Lake District once, and a van in front had a sign on the back saying, "If you want to see tits, honk your horn", so I did.
DeleteAs I drove past in my van, the female passenger held up page three of The Sun.