Friday, 7 March 2014

Entertainment schedule


Bloody Council. I waited in all day and nothing turned up.


20 comments:

  1. Hello Tom,
    On or before 2nd February..........surely you missed it. Long time, no see!

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    1. Well, I am getting a bit forgetful these days.

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  2. What happend to glandular fever etc. I was going to comment on that.
    A man was sitting on the train opposite a beautiful Thai girl.
    He thought to himself " Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"
    But she did !!!!! Boom Boom !! XXXX

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    1. I'm reporting you to the Thai Embassy for that.

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    2. Oh, and I thought you might be relieved to have a bit of a break from my blathering.

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    3. I might tack it back on again then - just for you.

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  3. It was an installation art work by Gilbert and George. You missed it; they were singing Underneath the Arches, underneath some other arches.

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    1. Did it involve ordure and stained glass windows?

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  4. 2nd February to 8th March - surely that is just wishful thinking Tom.

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    1. The pharmaceutical industry can perform wonders these days, but I sleep though most of them.

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    1. Is that 'lol' in the David Cameron sense?

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  6. Waiting for an erection
    Story of my life

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    1. Yes, but I'm waiting for one of mine.

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    2. Did I spoil your joke in a pedantic and boring way?

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  7. I was once stuck behind a van on the motorway belonging to a fencing company. On the back was written "For the perfect erection, see driver".
    (I didn't, before you ask)

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    1. I was driving up to the Lake District once, and a van in front had a sign on the back saying, "If you want to see tits, honk your horn", so I did.

      As I drove past in my van, the female passenger held up page three of The Sun.

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