Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Hello Tom,On or before 2nd February..........surely you missed it. Long time, no see!
Well, I am getting a bit forgetful these days.
What happend to glandular fever etc. I was going to comment on that.A man was sitting on the train opposite a beautiful Thai girl.He thought to himself " Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"But she did !!!!! Boom Boom !! XXXX
I'm reporting you to the Thai Embassy for that.
Oh, and I thought you might be relieved to have a bit of a break from my blathering.
I like a good blather ! XXXX
I might tack it back on again then - just for you.
Actually, no I won't.
It was an installation art work by Gilbert and George. You missed it; they were singing Underneath the Arches, underneath some other arches.
Did it involve ordure and stained glass windows?
2nd February to 8th March - surely that is just wishful thinking Tom.
The pharmaceutical industry can perform wonders these days, but I sleep though most of them.
1968 - 2014
Is that 'lol' in the David Cameron sense?
Waiting for an erectionStory of my life
Yes, but I'm waiting for one of mine.
Did I spoil your joke in a pedantic and boring way?
I was once stuck behind a van on the motorway belonging to a fencing company. On the back was written "For the perfect erection, see driver". (I didn't, before you ask)
I was driving up to the Lake District once, and a van in front had a sign on the back saying, "If you want to see tits, honk your horn", so I did.As I drove past in my van, the female passenger held up page three of The Sun.