Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Monday, 23 September 2013
Three sinister images
Seen in an antique shop last week - someone's beloved old Collie. Price: £450.
Strange goings-on in my workshop.
A beautiful, young friend making an obscene gesture at me with her right hand. The reason she could not use her left is because it is bandaged-up after she fell out of a tree whilst dressed as a Whoopee-Cushion. Yes, you read it correctly: Fell out of a tree whilst dressed as a Whoopee-Cushion.