Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Oh deary me. How hideous. Yew've got that spot on!
I don't think I'd have been able to resist!
I might go back for it tomorrow.
No, no, no...there's no going back. Yew know that's true. As does PC 49.
True. Besides, they might be waiting for me - it could be a trap.
And what was going on behind the Christmas tree, I wonder?
Judging by the glare of lights, whatever it is, it is being filmed.
Hummm what is the boy on the right doing to that reindeer?
Well spotted - I was wondering about that too.
I have just noticed that there isn't a single window in any wall. It must be a decorated cellar. Those boys might still be down there, with long, grey beards.
Looks to me likea harpsichord the man is playing - and why are all the boys (and the man) wearing blue I want to know?
Yes, I think it is a harpsichord. As to the blue, I am guessing it must be something to do with New College, Oxford - you know, uniforms and all that.
Spooky, as Dame Edna would say... all that electric blue... The harpsichord player looks sinister... (And where is Mumsy?)
Mumsy must be behind the tree, or maybe under the carpet...
I don't think that Mumsy or any other female would have been invited to that particular party .... if you get my drift !! XXXX
Even if they were still alive...