Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
I think you've possibly found the answer to that universal question... 'What is the meaning of life?'.
I'm glad it means something to you, because it means fuck all to me.
No, I don't understand it either.
Not really a terribly rebellious act, Tom. Can't you do better?When confronted with signs like 'Trespassers will be prosecuted', 'No Admittance' etc, my brother-in-law always said 'That doesn't mean us'. His three daughters, having had many very exciting adventures with him in their young lives already, say they are going to have it engraved on his headstone.
Fucking hell. Can't a bloke say something stupid and meaningless without getting it in the neck from a load of Muggles?I should have taken a leaf out of John's book by saying, 'I have nothing to say today", but then I thought that was worse than actually saying nothing.It's a fucking good job I didn't post up what I have already written out and scrapped - that would have really confused you.
I once posted a letter with the stamp upside down, if that helps?I threw a stone at a sign which read, 'Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign' once, does that help?
HELP! MY DOG IS SAVAGING SOME CHILDREN! (Down, Davidson!)
I thought it was a good retort
I walked on some grass in a park once
I smoked some in a park once.