Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
This is getting all a little too surreal for me
I say this cos on my iPad there's no video
Ah! I was just about to say something like: "I can't believe you accuse me of surrealism, given your day to day existence". Watch it - it is really quite funny.
Hahahahahahahahaah............. although, this is fictional Tom, isn't it ? I mean, Father Christmas visited me this year ......... maybe they were just trying to drive the Fuhrer mad by telling him that Santa didn't exist ......... I'm getting a bit upset now. XXXX
In The Fatherland, you can be jailed for saying there's no such thing as Hitler - ask any eminent British historian.
Bloody idiots... of course there's a Santa. He just recently visited.
Of course, Grumpy... (NURSE!)
Well I make Santa welcome with mince pies every year, so if he isn't coming, where do the mince pies go? Answers of a post card please.
I draw the line at having sex with Santa under the tree, like that Country and Western song from the early 60s.
NOW, I feel like Christmas really came. You are my hero Tom
It's good isn't it? Sadly, I only passed it on.