Thursday 6 December 2012

All our elves are currently unavailable


Dear (slight pause)  Cro,

This is what I used to look like before I was kidnapped by Coca-bloody-Cola. Note the blue, please.

I note your request, and you are currently number (slight pause) 129,999000 in the queue.

Thank you for waiting - your custom is important to us.

Yours with best wishes,

Santa (Klaus).

12 comments:

  1. I can wait; but not until I turn blue!

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    1. You'll turn blue eventually - that's what happens to those who are not cremated. Picasso had a blue period too.

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  2. I had no idea you were so handsome. Why have we been kept in the dark for so long?

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    1. Because I have been kept in the dark for so long - hence the complexion.

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  3. Sans beard, there is a passing resemblance..

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    1. Sans beard, I was 6 when that picture was taken.

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  4. This post and banter that follows has brightened my day considerably. Personally, I find the blue more appealing, I think that red is too harsh and in your face.

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    1. My face is too harsh and in yours these days, Kelly.

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  5. Soooo handsome! Sooooo blue... Soooo You! ;-)

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