Dear (slight pause)
Cro,
This is what I used to look like before I was kidnapped by Coca-bloody-Cola. Note the blue, please.
I note your request, and you are currently number (slight pause) 129,999000 in the queue.
Thank you for waiting - your custom is important to us.
Yours with best wishes,
Santa (Klaus).
I can wait; but not until I turn blue!
ReplyDeleteYou'll turn blue eventually - that's what happens to those who are not cremated. Picasso had a blue period too.
DeleteI had no idea you were so handsome. Why have we been kept in the dark for so long?
ReplyDeleteBecause I have been kept in the dark for so long - hence the complexion.
DeleteSans beard, there is a passing resemblance..
ReplyDeleteSans beard, I was 6 when that picture was taken.
DeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteYou wear it well
ReplyDeleteBlue for a boy...
DeleteThis post and banter that follows has brightened my day considerably. Personally, I find the blue more appealing, I think that red is too harsh and in your face.
ReplyDeleteMy face is too harsh and in yours these days, Kelly.
DeleteSoooo handsome! Sooooo blue... Soooo You! ;-)
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