Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Sunday, 28 October 2012
Having a ball!
This is a first for me, because I am posting this up on my new tablet, all the way from Tess Kincaid's Willow Manor Ball.
As thoughtful as ever, Tess has planned the ball to last for an entire 24 hours, so that us on the other side of the world have a few extra hours to get over our jet-lag, with the help of chips, ketchup (catch-up?) and a rather deceptive hot punch which tastes of nothing but fruit-juice.
If anything, this ball is even better than last year's, and people are still arriving even though the doors have been open for quite a while now. I have rummaged through my wardrobe and managed to find something which still fits me after all these years and my guest is none other than Grace Jones. Grace is all oiled up and ready to go, so I had better get back to her before she gives me the Russell Harty treatment.