Wednesday 13 June 2012

RUSSELL BRAND IS A WANKER


Yes, he is!  Oh yes he is!  This is the first in my intermittent series of 'WANKER' posts, designed to test the British Government's stated ambition of  ridding the interweb of 'trolls', and I wish them every success in their endeavour.

Any contributions to my 'WANKER' series would be gratefully appreciated (with all the usual points awarded) and also automatically posted, no matter what my views are on the nominees.

God bless.

31 comments:

  1. Michael Vick. An NFL player over here who is personally responsible for hundreds of dead or maimed dogs. Now says he's found God and reformed. An evil, evil wanker.

    However, for run of the mill, garden variety wanker - I would vote for Heather Mills who is a $50M wanker.

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    1. Before I ask you to submit a photo of Michael Vick, Camille, please tell me how he became responsible for hundreds of dead dogs?

      Is Heather Mills the one-legged model who conned Paul McCartney (in which case I am neutral, as I think Sir Paul has a bit of the wanker gene in him himself), or is she the daughter of Sir John Mills against whom I will not hear a bad word spoken?

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    3. Do you every bother to read the news, you fucking idiot?

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  2. I feel I ought to qualify my interpretation of the term, 'wanker'.

    Although it is true that someone who can personally strangle 100 dogs before breakfast could, indeed, be called a wanker, I think that he would be better described as a 'cunt'.

    It is quite possible that Russell Brand is a cunt as well as a wanker, but - setting aside his appalling behaviour in conjunction with the bloke with the lisp, when he pretended to have shagged the daughter of a famous and benign actor on the actor's answer-machine live on radio, he is just a simple wanker.

    I don't want to be too judgmental about definitions, but a 'wanker' to me is just that - the difference being that they do it in public, and appear to show no shame or remorse - just the reverse.

    Carry on.

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    1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -snort- wheeze - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You crack me up, you do.. and you're bang on, Russell Brand is the biggest wanker I've ever laid eyes on.

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    2. You're absolutely correct Tom. And your distinction between the 'categories' made me laugh out loud.

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  3. Russell is fit and funny he may do as you suggest most men do lol!

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    1. You are seriously going down in my estimation if you are suggesting that you wouldn't mind shagging Brand, Justine, and most men don't do it whilst looking in a mirror.

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  4. So many to chose from, I'll have to give it some thought. George Bush comes to mind but he might not fit your description of wanker. However, Cheney does in every sense of the word.

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    1. Now you have prompted me to remind myself of the true meaning of the word 'enormity'.

      I think that anyone who has committed the sort of crimes against humanity which fall into the 'enormity' category (i.e. 'evil' rather than 'very big') are getting off far too lightly if described as 'wankers'.

      To call Hitler a wanker would be ridiculous. It would be like calling him a 'naughty boy'. Brand is a naughty boy, and nothing more than that. He would probably earn some grudging respect from me if he suddenly became a mass-murderer.

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  5. Frankly, I'm surprised that your first in the Wanker series wasn't Hitler. Or do you first want to mention the living wankers and have hte the posthumous part be part of the next series?

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  6. Howard Stern...he's a Wanker is he not?

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    1. I'll have to look him up, Raz. If he's anything like Gore Vidal, I believe you could be right.

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    1. Sounds more like a 'cunt' to me, but you would know about that better than the rest of us.

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  8. Did you know Brand has a stylist to make his hair like that? Mine is like that every morning and it doesn't cost me a cent.

    Vick is neither wanker nor cunt, that is being far too kind. Vick is a 100% unadulterated gold-plated shit.

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    1. I'm going to have to look up Vick too. I've been putting it off in case I get too depressed.

      As for the hair-do, yes, he's a VAIN wanker as well.

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  9. Totally with you as regards Russell Brand. How he ever got elevated to sex symbol status is beyond me. I've got a few ideas of my own for your esteemed award. How about Michael Winner, Wayne Rooney and John Sessions.....oh and Nick Clegg?

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    1. I'm 100% with you on Michael Winner, not least because he took up a whole page of H.I.'s visitor's book at one exhibition, just to slag off her paintings.

      I'm not sure about the others, but Rooney can almost get away with it because he is quite good at playing football. Brand may look like someone who is quite good at playing glam-rock, but I haven't heard any evidence to let him off being a wanker on those grounds. The entire band, 'Queen' were wankers, but that's what they were paid to do, and they made a good job of it.

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  10. I had to look up Vick.... Certainly another nomination.

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    1. Like I said, I don't feel comfortable when war-criminals are described as 'wankers'. He falls into the other bracket to me, but I do know what you mean.

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  12. I've just looked up Michael Vick, and I - personally - would describe him as a 'cunt'. We have quite a few dog-fighters in this country too. It's a big problem for the useless wankers who call themselves 'the police' over here. (still waiting for that knock on the door, but so far, all I have got is a speeding ticket...)

    It occurred to me, when I was looking up Vick, that there is always the potential for humour in a genuine wanker. There is nothing humorous in what he got up to, and I doubt whether he has much of a sense of it in any other area of his pathetic life either.

    Having said that, wankers can make one very angry, but only if you accidentally lose your own sense of humour.

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    1. "wanker" to me means someone who is stupid or lightweigh it's not strong enough for the psychos of this world///
      oh I have just seen tom's similar comment on the subject.....
      I think the post title should read
      "silly boys"

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    2. Only a silly boy would water down the title.

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  13. You're a cunting wanker. Fuck you.

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  14. Yes Russell Brand is King of the Wankers, well King of the Cunts as well really.

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