Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Thursday, 14 June 2012
MICHAEL WINNER IS A SILLY OLD WANKER
Congratulations to lovelygrey for the best nomination in the 'best wanker' category when nomination the old fool pictured above. Keep 'em coming.
I see that Mr Winner does not have to subscribe to the 'glass half full/empty' philosophy of life, because he drinks so much in the expensive restaurants that have all but bankrupted him, that he has no time to wait for a fresh glass to be provided between vintages. All he does is turn the old one upside-down.
I think I should say that the nominees for my 'wanker' awards can be either living or dead (or both, in Michael Winner's case), but I am not yet sure if it is possible to be a 'wanker' and be a woman. I'm not talking about simple 'bean-flicking' here - I am struggling to decide if wanky behaviour is limited to men only, because I cannot think of any females who fall naturally into that category.
We have all met very flippant and irritating women in our lives, but I don't think I have ever heard one referred to as a 'wanker'. You may be surprised to learn that I find it very offensive to refer to women as 'cunts' as well - even Sarah Palin - though I know many women who use that word when describing nasty men.
So, how should we describe Margaret Thatcher to our grandchildren when explaining who it was that caused all the horrible mess that they find themselves born into through no fault of their own?
Points will be awarded for the best suggestions for single-word descriptions of female wankers or cunts, and double points for completely new words which have not - as yet - made it into the Oxford English Dictionary.