Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Thursday, 31 May 2012
Hmm. I don't think this is going to convince Cro, somehow.
In Doug and Dave's defence though, I was once on a ferry in the middle of the ocean at about 2 o'clock at night, and saw two bright little dots of light shooting madly around in the sky before rushing outwards and disappearing into space. I first thought they were satellites on a collision course until they began dancing around each other. Another friend of mine has seen them in the broad daylight, over Bath. These are the most common form of UFOs seen by most people.