Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Sir, these tunes are a blatant interruption while I am busily working on My Book.
The whole point, my dear. I think book signings have run out this year - keep trying though, your call is important to us, and will be answered as soon as one of our operatives has returned from the lavvie.
Your call is important to us, and will be answered as soon as one of our operatives has returned from the lavvie.
I'm sorry, all our operatives are very busy right now. Please try later.Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Hahahaha!I love you, John!
Actually no, I wasn't John. Last night was extremely moderate by my standards - and by yours as well I expect.
A Teds convention in Kingston? When are you off?
p.s. I was just watching a film of Eek a Mouse slagging-off Bob Marley at the Rasta Pasta restaurant in Breckenridge Colorado. Seems like Family Man (remember that photo of him on my terrace?) taught BM all he knew, and was never credited. It all comes out in the end.