Thursday, 12 January 2012

Trip Advisor


"So, Sarah, Duchess of York - did you enjoy your holiday in Turkey?"

"Oh yes - rather!"

"And do you have any plans to return?"

"Oh yes - I should say so!"

"How long do you intend to stay next time?"

"Oh... I would say about 22 years!"

(Following the crash of the Euro, Turkey is reconsidering it's plans for full membership of the EEC)

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    1. I'd give her one, Raz, if she asked nicely.

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  2. Poor Sarah, she has been having such a rough time these past few years. I always liked the woman. Maybe it is her vulnerability.

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  3. Sarah, Turkey. The two go nicely together.

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    1. Sarah, Turkey and Christmas in a Moslem country...

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  4. I am wondering if anyone outside Britain knows what I am talking about - Sarah (we are on first name terms, don't you know) has been charged by a Turkish court with taking illegal videos in a children's home. If she returns to Turkey, she could face 22 years in prison. See 'Midnight Express'.

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  5. And I don't think either Raz or SO are thinking of the same Sarah. At least I hope they're not!

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  6. Sarah Tom? Wasn't she married to Major Tom?

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