Thursday, 12 January 2012

Trip Advisor

"So, Sarah, Duchess of York - did you enjoy your holiday in Turkey?"

"Oh yes - rather!"

"And do you have any plans to return?"

"Oh yes - I should say so!"

"How long do you intend to stay next time?"

"Oh... I would say about 22 years!"

(Following the crash of the Euro, Turkey is reconsidering it's plans for full membership of the EEC)


  1. Replies
    1. I'd give her one, Raz, if she asked nicely.

  2. Poor Sarah, she has been having such a rough time these past few years. I always liked the woman. Maybe it is her vulnerability.

  3. Sarah, Turkey. The two go nicely together.

    1. Sarah, Turkey and Christmas in a Moslem country...

  4. I am wondering if anyone outside Britain knows what I am talking about - Sarah (we are on first name terms, don't you know) has been charged by a Turkish court with taking illegal videos in a children's home. If she returns to Turkey, she could face 22 years in prison. See 'Midnight Express'.

  5. And I don't think either Raz or SO are thinking of the same Sarah. At least I hope they're not!

  6. Sarah Tom? Wasn't she married to Major Tom?