"So, Sarah, Duchess of York - did you enjoy your holiday in Turkey?"
"Oh yes - rather!"
"And do you have any plans to return?"
"Oh yes - I should say so!"
"How long do you intend to stay next time?"
"Oh... I would say about 22 years!"
(Following the crash of the Euro, Turkey is reconsidering it's plans for full membership of the EEC)
Do you like Sarah Tom? I do.
ReplyDeleteI'd give her one, Raz, if she asked nicely.
DeletePoor Sarah, she has been having such a rough time these past few years. I always liked the woman. Maybe it is her vulnerability.
ReplyDeleteSarah, Turkey. The two go nicely together.
ReplyDeleteSarah, Turkey and Christmas in a Moslem country...
DeleteI am wondering if anyone outside Britain knows what I am talking about - Sarah (we are on first name terms, don't you know) has been charged by a Turkish court with taking illegal videos in a children's home. If she returns to Turkey, she could face 22 years in prison. See 'Midnight Express'.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't think either Raz or SO are thinking of the same Sarah. At least I hope they're not!
ReplyDeleteSarah Tom? Wasn't she married to Major Tom?
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