Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Little Asshole

You don't think that you got away without a mention of candlesticks after my trip to Germany, did you?

This is Thomas's only candlestick in his compact but adorable city apartment. It is based on a cartoon character called 'Little Asshole', which some of you may have heard of. The very first cartoon involving him depicts his birth. A doctor is holding him up as his mother lies exhausted on the birth-table, and turns to a nurse and says, "It's an Asshole."


I took this photo from a high window in the house of Kunst in Bremerhaven. What you see is a woman dressed in pajamas, sweeping the steps of the old theatre whilst being watched by a group of her 'friends', who are all drinking beer.

Yes, I know. I had to ask the same question to Thomas too. Apparently, if you are still unmarried on your 30th birthday, you are obliged to perform some humiliating task in public (such as street-cleaning or polishing the door handles of the local church) and continue to do so until you have convinced your 'friends' that the task has been completed to their satisfaction. This can take many hours, if not all day.

Yet another reason not to have been born in Germany...

10 comments:

  1. I said 'What a pity Tom isn't here' about twenty times on Sunday. My nearby small town held its annual antiques fair, and there were more brass and bronze candlesticks than I'd ever seen before. Stupidly I didn't take my camera.

    re the humiliating task. Something similar should be introduced in England for politicians.

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  2. Next time, take an iPhone and send me pictures, then I'll tell you what to buy. We could be in business.

    A friend of mine lived near an area of ground where prisoners were taken to do gardening during the day. When he saw them (from his deck-chair in his garden, whilst holding a gin and tonic) filing past his fence, he said to them, "Shouldn't you lot be in chains?". If looks could kill...

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  3. That candlestick is revolting
    I hope it is worth something

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  4. Phew, I thought the 'assholes' and 'candlesticks' link was going to be much worse.

    Just being a politician is humiliation enough, Cro. Speaking of assholes...

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  5. I have heard that Germany is a very clean country. There must be many unmarried women there.

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  6. Thank goodness I don't live over there. The sight of me in my pyjamas is not a pretty one.

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  7. Post a picture, Weaver. We'll be the judge of that!

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  8. Where - back to Bremerhaven?

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  9. No Sue, back down into the darkest recesses of Chris's warped and voyeuristic fantasies. Almost like going back to Bremerhaven.

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