Tuesday 29 March 2011

Town & Country

I know this is a crappy photo (taken on a phone), so I haven't posted it as an example of good photography - more a reminder to myself of the positive aspects of living in little Bath, when I get depressed by the negative ones.

My old Volvo is in shot, because this is the street I usually park in when coming back from the workshop. It is a cul-de-sac and consequently virtually free of the drunken vandalism that occurs almost every night on every other street that I am legally allowed to park. Behind that blossom at the lower end is the river, but the elderly gentleman who drove down here last year did not know that, and carried straight on through the railings and into the water - a drop of about 20 feet. He was rescued unharmed by the man who lives at the very bottom of the street, who dived in and released him before the car completely sunk.

The first time I parked on the main street above, it was in a different, recently purchased Volvo, and when I returned to it in the morning, I found that some drunken fool had danced over it from one end to the other, irreparably damaging the sun-roof on his way. I called the police to report the crime (I like to keep their statistics up to date) and was put through to a call centre in Bristol. I explained the incident to the man on the other end, and he eventually asked for my name and address. When I told him, he actually said, "Are you Tom Stephenson the stone-carver? I've heard of you. Is there any chance you could give me a job? I'd love to learn about stone and I am fed up with working for the police."

I spent the next half an hour giving him career advice, and the damage to my car became lost in the vast pile of statistics that rots in the dark cellars of Avon and Somerset Constabulary.

So when I turn off down this little side street and pull up to park, I am often treated to a vista like this one, where the evening sun picks out the trees and fields surrounding Sham Castle, and turns the windows of the canal houses into gleaming gold.

The scene is forever changing - like the sea - and many times I have seen the little, rust-red dots of deer feeding on the fringes of the field you can see in the left of the shot, about one mile out of the town centre.

It's the way that the country visually overlaps with the town that is the main reason why I have stayed here for so long - that and the 'Bell' pub at the top of this street, which is currently going through an all-time high with regards to the quality of the bar staff.


12 comments:

  1. Glorious view Tom and I'm glad the Volv is safe.

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  2. Lovely post Tom and the photo.
    They make funny cameras, mobile phones - they flatten out hills (or mine does)but they make the sea look just sublime when those two pixels melt into one another.
    I like your town/country view. Reminds me of the greenbelt near my place. And it reminds me of New Zealand, living on Leith in Dunedin.

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  3. I always got excited when flying to the UK when we reached the land in early morning. The colors of the flora are some of the most beautiful in the world.

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  4. I once phoned 'Crimestoppers' to report an ongoing break-in, and the person, to whom I spoke, replied 'What's wrong with that!'

    So, what's wrong with having dance steps permanently etched into your car roof?

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  5. Lovely view indeed, especially with the creamy stones of Bath in the foreground. And a bit of a laff abt the old man and the river ( isn't there a song about that?) Sympathise deeply about parking the car on the street away to avoid drunken vandals. Midweek it's not so bad, but Fri- Sun we always have to "park up the backway".
    Doesn't help with street facing house windows though. Had one smashed again last week, the missile (possibly from a catapult) luckily caught by the secondary glazing so I was not injured or killed. Reported it to a form-filler who told us that the police would come round "in a few days". No sign of them after 10 days, though we did have a call from victim support!

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  6. Good thing to be known to the police for something other than a famous mugshot! Wonderful picture!

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  7. Such a lovely view though Tom - all places have their downside I think.

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  8. loving the place you live..
    very lucky my man!

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  9. Great view even if it was taken with a phone, Tom. x

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  10. I was just going to say too...what a terrific photo even if it was a cell phone picture! The colors are beautiful! Most times I'm envious of living there...such a wonderful place in the world, but maybe I'm content with my little spot...with a garage!!

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  11. Thanks for all your comments, and yes - Bath is not the only British town to suffer from drunken vandalism. How come 3 or 4 generations of one family can go for a stroll in the streets at midnight in Spain without having to put up with what we do here? It's a cultural thing, and I don't like the way our culture is heading, but I think it's temporary. It'll probably be followed by a ghastly swing toward puritanism...

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  12. I went to college in Bath many yeons ago and loved it. gosh, the poor guy who dived in, wonder if he has to do that often! the driver must have got some shock. Love the photo - and the Bath stone.

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