I'd like a new suit please.
No problem. What material would you like it to be made from?
It has to be Stardust.
Not a problem. Would you like a coat to go with it, made in the same material?
That would be good. I need a new pair of shoes too - can you get me a pair made from Stardust?
Yes Sir, that is the only material we deal in. May I ask why you require a full, new outfit?
It is my Grand Daughter's birthday party, and I want to look my best. I have had my old suit for 30 years now, and it is starting to look a bit tatty.
I quite understand Sir, though I can see that your suit was of the best quality when you bought it. That suit is timeless. May I ask what your Grand Daughter is made from?
Yes, she is Stardust like her parents - only the best for her!
I quite understand. You must be very proud.
Yes I am. We only have ever bought her and her mother things that have been made from Stardust - like I say, only the best!
And how old will the young lady be?
Well now, let me see... she must be several thousand billion years old at least, but I'm not sure. I feel as though I have known her forever. You'll have to ask my wife!
And what is the young lady's name?
What do you fucking think?