Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
That's £56,000,000 EACH, BTW.
Come clean Tom. I hear the 'woman in Britain' goes by the sobriquet of Tom Stephenson. Don't I even get a second-hand caravan?
Maybe she does, Cro, but you know that is not my real name, so you'll just have to make do with your little Gite in France and your massive mansion in Sussex. Next time...