Sunday, 14 February 2016

Get in the van...

I am due to leave the house a little later, so I am taking a shovel downstairs to dig my way past the doormat.

Immediately after patting myself on the back yesterday, my 'send' on the emails stopped working, so I daresay I will spend another day or so trying to get it to work again. Thinking about it logically, the inbox may have been overloaded with Valentine's messages which has caused the problem.

Yes, that would be it.

25 comments:

  1. Sending you a virtual valentine's snog x

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  2. UPDATE: I FIXED THE MAIL PROBLEM! HA HA HA HA HA!

    I forgot you had to set outgoing as well as incoming...

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  3. Would a firm handshake suffice? no? then a 'through the ether' hug.....better?.

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    1. A photo would be appreciated before I commit myself. (Hark at me!)

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  4. What does get in the van mean?

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    1. My favourite Valentine greeting:

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I've got a knife,
      Get in the van.

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    2. Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      What I thought was Vaseline
      Turned out to be glue.

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    3. A family which lubes together, sticks together?

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  5. Roses are red
    Violets are violet
    That's why they're called violet
    Fucking idiot
    Virtual snogging and stuff from me !! ♥♥♥♥

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    1. There are such things as white violets - they grow outside my workshop every spring - an oxymoron, surely?

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  6. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I've got dementia
    Cheese on toast

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    1. What do we want?
      A cure for Tourettes!
      When do we want it?
      Cunt!

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  7. The 'V' word hasn't yet been mentioned in the Magnon household. I'm hoping that the glum face will be improved upon after the bottle of Mumm and the chocs which are being kept for 7pm.

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    1. Get the chocolate dildo out, and she may respond with a pair of edible knickers. Then you can do a really interesting food post.

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  8. Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Don't try to surprise
    Oscar Pistorius

    ♥♥♥♥

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    1. That's the only Pistorius joke I have heard which doesn't mention legs.

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  9. I hope you dug yourself out past your front mat ...

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  10. Roses are red
    Champagne is bubbly
    Have a nice day
    I'm off to the Rugby.

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    1. He was after he left the box of chocs. ( Oops almost made a predictive text Freudian slip there.)

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    2. Funnily enough, the inventor of predictive text died last week. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.

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