Thursday, 7 October 2021

Recipe


Chicken Ding:

Ingredients: A chicken.

Cooking time: about 3 minutes.

Method:

Get a chicken.

Put it in the microwave.

When it goes 'ding', take it out and eat it.

8 comments:

  1. If you want a chicken curry, roll said chicken in curry powder, stick it in the over and when it goes ding take it out and eat it.

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    1. For the Chinese version, paint it red and run it over with a steam-roller (not necessarily in that order), then hang it in a window. What could be simpler for the busy housewife?

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  2. I'm no gourmet cook. One or two descent meals then it is on to the caterer.

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  3. Is this one of the famous Monty Python Ding Dong recipes??

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  4. I'll just stick with eating the eggs....

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  5. Tom took no chances when faced with a microwave oven.

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  6. Good thing that you got dressed up for the job!

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