I am up to my neck in semi-solids right now, and I do not have enough time to give you all the attention you deserve.
Therefore... I am issuing an open invitation for anyone to guest-write on my blog, no questions asked and no censorship other than that of downright nastiness or gratuitous bullshit.
Some of you already know my real email address, but I will say to the others who don't that the firstname.lastname@example.org has long since been held to ransom and my nearest and dearest left to die at the hands of pirates. Yes, I have a ruthless side, mainly due to lack of ransom funds.
So, all my old mates - Rachel, Weave, John, Jane and Lance, Sarah, Jack@, Cro (fat chance), Britta, Joanne - to name but a few - start the ball rolling by sending me your post. If you trust me but don't know my address, send me your address in a comment and I will immediately delete it after I have sent you mine, You show me yours and I'll show you mine.
All genuinely welcome.