Sunday, 30 May 2021

G.E.'s diagnosis

It is the morning and an 8 year-old G.E. is sitting on the sofa as I walk into the room with a towel wrapped around my waist.

Her grandmother says, "Show her your bad knee."

I lift the towel a little and G.E. ponders for a while before saying, "Which one is the bad one?"

I can understand her reason for having to ask. Both - or neither - of my knees have ever looked normal.

After a little more consideration she says, "You should get it looked at by a doctor. It could be cancer."

"Oh yes. Cancer of the knee. I hadn't thought of that."

That was about 20 years ago and now both my knees look the same. They both look odd.



 

30 comments:

  1. Wonderful. Thanks Dr Green Eyes.

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  2. Am I correct in remembering that she is now a nurse? Look what you started! -Jenn

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    1. Yes. Post Natal. She's just been promoted.

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  3. Well, that knee must have been a sight if H.I. thought it worthy of being shown to the relatives!

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    1. The rat drawing is pretty accurate as far as the knee goes ((that's as far as I am going). I don't own guns any more though.

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  4. I have never seen a Tardigrade in the flesh before, but I think that G.E. is giving a good impersonation of one in the photo above.

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    1. I was confused about the photo so decided not to say anything about it. I have never heard of a Tardigrade but just looked it up and yes, not a bad impersonation.

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  5. I guess you need a new knee picture. And I must say, I typed kneed a knew...because I was thinking of the knee. Whatever...

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  6. Funny child. She must have been right, though, as it's spread. Slow-growing, I think it's called.

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  7. Knees - the bane of one's existence. G.E.: Time for new prognosis and treatment?

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  8. Not quite sure what to comment to that. It's nee bother, as they say up north...

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  9. That drawing is nigh on indecent - did you draw it? If so then I think you might have been more flattering of yourself in all areas.

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    1. I don't like to build up expectations, Weave.

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  10. I agree with the tardigrade likeness.

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  11. Green Eyes is very shy but was obviously destined to become a nurse when first she looked at your knees and realised her calling in the world. Powerful knees!

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  12. There was a time when the Army required three quotes from removal companies for am army family move. One quote arrived in an envelope emblazoned with the slogan: "Knees, where only the best will do!" This immediately became a family watchword.

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    1. That's a good one where stairs are involved.

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