Saturday 16 January 2021

Walking


I have just seen a friend of mine walk past outside and was struck again how curious her style of walking is. She nods gently as she goes - not in time to the rhythm of her feet, but slowly and deeply, as if she is agreeing with the Invisible Man. 

Children walk like dogs off the lead. I suppose all that hopping, skipping and leaping over cracks in the pavement is an in-built exercise regime to build up young muscle. I have watched the walking style of my contemporaries go from a boastful display of hidden energy reserves to the execution of a carefully thought-out plan to get from A to B without falling - either over or asleep. Their whole frame has dried out to the extent that each footfall on the hard pavement produces a shudder that goes right to the top of their head, like shaking an old wicker fence.

Everyone has seen a very young girl pretending to be an old lady. They bend their spines forward and hold out an imaginary cane in one hand, and as they shuffle along stiffly in hesitant and shallow steps, they assume a creaky, cracked voice to describe the pain that never goes away. They are always watching - they don't miss a trick.

My mother - who used to be a fashion model - was trained to walk whilst balancing a book on her head. Many young women attended 'deportment' classes in those days, even if they were not cut out to be models.

At the time when magazines and television turned 'mannequins' into potential super-models like Twiggy, my mother made some wry observations on the way that the industry had changed since her day.

"We were trained to be elegant and graceful at all times," she said. "These days they look as though they are told to stand as if they were sitting astride a barrel."

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  1. People often walk past the end of our drive walking their dogs. Having read your post I will now pay more attention!

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    1. I think people use a special walk if they have a dog with them. It is a physical as well as mental thing.

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    2. As soon as I wrote that I remembered that my friend who I saw through the window had a dog! I have never seen her with a dog before, but it didn't make any difference to her nodding.

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  2. You can recognise people by the way they walk or even stand. I once recognised someone from school ten years later in a careers video, intially from the way they were standing.

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    1. Yes, it's a bit like birdwatching. They have a name for birds seen in silhouette from a distance and recognised by a general demeanour - something like 'gizz'.

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  3. At the moment I cant walk without either my walking frame or my Rollator. Whether I shall ever be able to go back to just a stick I doubt. I watch folk walk past here and over the years I have seen their walking deteriorate - I think you dont really bother about it until suddenly you cant do it any more.

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  4. Since my brother had a stroke I stroke spot men of a certain age by the way they walk. 'Ah he's had a stroke'.

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  5. I always hold my head high and walk tall ! It’s always been the way I walk but I’m more aware of doing it the older I get ..... I try to sit with my back straight as well ! .... I’m actually laying on the sofa at the moment, looking at my phone so that’s not good ! XXXX

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  6. I walk normally but trip up quite a lot of the time, probably because I am not picking my feet up enough. Children are almost indifferent to their feet, they twirl and whirl without a thought.

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    1. I have noticed the potential for tripping becoming greater. With me its arthritis deforming my toes.

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  7. I asked a 9-year old recently how many steps she'd done - she was showing off her kiddies smart watch - and she was over 18,000 and it was only 4pm! Complete bundles of energy.

    How extraordinary you put up this picture - I was thinking last night as I popped out to the shops that all the women in their Saturday night gear were really struggling to walk in heels - out of practice I guess - and the Ministry of Funny Walks popped into my head.

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    1. You still have dolled-up women on the streets on Saturday nights?

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    2. Around these parts you'd think it was situation normal these days, apart from waiters and shoppers in masks, and while Active Wear seems to be the daytime uniform, courtship rituals are still very much in play in the evenings. Mind you, everything is well and truly shut by 9pm, so in that regard it's as though we've gone back in time 30 years.

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  8. I agree with your mother, and Tasker, also. Years ago, when the plane landed and we all stood to begin eventually disembarking, many rows ahead I recognized the back of a man I'd worked with years before. I called his name, he heard me and turned around. When I got off he had waited to have a little gossip and catch up chat. Quite nice.

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    1. When I was about 30, a school friend recognised me from aged five.

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  9. My mother was a stickler about good posture and she insisted from time to time my sister and I walk balancing a hardcover book on our heads. I can hear her saying: "Walk, shoulders back, head straight up, looking forward". Motherhood comes in all forms.
    The upshot is...good posture.

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  10. Wow, I loved this post very much, thank you, Tom!
    Good posture is the Ah and Oh of looking young(er), chic and in command. (And it distracts about 5 kilos from your waistline).
    Remember my post about the shop-window dummies that we see since round 2 years? They deliberately (!) hunch - and I think it is because of copying young people with smartphones.
    First thing we learned when I walked the catwalk was to walk in a different way. (That has changed too: when I walked in my student time, one had almost to lean back while walking, now we go like nervous race horses, one foot very close before the other). Which is fine for me now being a silver model - easier for my back :-)

    And yes: you can spot friends miles away by their gait!

    And Chesterton wrote a fine Father Brown-detective novel about that.

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    1. Yep, I do - now as "Silver" model - of course in 2020 sadly everything was cancelled ( I am on one, two shows a year, that's it)

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  11. At over six feet tall my dad had long legs and a long stride, always dignified and purposeful from his years in the navy. It's heart breaking to see how he now shuffles along, only just able to lift one foot in front of the other. He's 92 and lucky I suppose, as at that age some can't walk at all.

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    1. My father was six foot five, but ended up six foot, three inches lower than me.

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  12. Surely you realise, Tom, that it is essential to miss the crack on the pavements otherwise the bears will jump out and get you?

    I trained in Shiatsu and we were taught to always observe the manner of patients walking and stance and deduce thereby. I ceased practising long ago but continue this observation automatically, These days it can induce empathy. (I know just how you are feeling/suffering!"

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    1. I think that cracks and bears thing is a myth. I hate seeing elderly people fall over. I completely empathise.

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  13. Britta said it....yes you can spot a friend from a long way off by their walk. I go to a local field most mornings with the dog, and I can tell who people are from a distance by their movements,long before I could possibly recognise them any other way! The dog seems to have the same ability as he runs to one particular pal when she is far away!

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    1. I think dogs depend more on their noses than they do their eyes.

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  14. I love this. Sometimes, like Jean, as a tall woman I hunch over to disguise my height.

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    1. I have a friend whose daughter was six foot three aged 13. Thankfully she didn't seem to mind.

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