Thursday, 7 May 2020

Pissing it up the wall

A distanced conversation with an erstwhile drinking partner:

"Do you miss the pub?"

"Funnily enough, not as much as I thought I would."

"Just think of the money we've saved by staying out of it."

"I would have a lot of money now if I had not been going to pubs for the last 45 years."

"What would you do with all that money?"

"Err... spend it in the pub."

6 comments:

  1. Ha - my Internet now works again (after more than a week waiting - after the promised installation, which did come one week later...).
    Thus: how much money I would have saved if I had kept my old router!

    Spending it on the pub is a thing we think very, very British - and so nice!

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  2. Better at the pub than the stock market, really pissed that up the wall this year.

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  3. Have you had to go through any new procedures in the build up to the Archers?

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  4. We miss the people watching entertainment of the pub. And a good pub lunch. We'll spend everything we've saved on eating out on eating out.

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  5. I think I’m spending more .... have been buying lots of plants ......... and wine, lots of wine 🤣 XXXX

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