Sunday 9 February 2020

Green fingers

This is the only gardening tip you are ever likely to get from me. It may be the only one I am (almost)  qualified to give.

Plants like to be handled roughly, especially during potting at the seedling stage. They do much better if they are not mollycoddled.

I once briefly had a girlfriend who asked me to handle her roughly. I could not bring myself to do it.

I have never excelled at gardening.

10 comments:

  1. You don’t like ‘ a bit of rough ‘ then ? XXXX

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    1. Well why don't you finish it for me?

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    2. So she decided to show you and you ended up with a broken rib and she became a head gardener.

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    3. No. I never saw her again and the girl who broke my ribs was an Israeli choreographer.

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    4. I made it up for fun when you asked me to finish it.

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    5. Oh, I thought you remembered the story of the Israeli girl who broke my ribs.

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    6. Well, yes I did, but I added the head gardener bit because I thought it was a good punchline to the story.

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