Thursday, 27 June 2019

Magic cat


I was sitting on the medieval bridge at Iford when this huge cat with wild ears came up to say hello. It jumped onto the parapet then squashed itself against the stonework as it looked down at the brown trout swimming around below.

I looked away for literally a couple of seconds, and when I looked back it had gone. Completely.

I turned my head in every direction but it was nowhere to be seen. There was nowhere for it to hide on the narrow bridge. I leant over the wall to look for it in the water but it was not there. I had not heard a splash.

Eventually I saw it down the road, looking at me from the other side of an iron gate. I should have seen it run there if it had.

A van pulled up to the gate and the cat calmly walked beneath it, next to the wheels. I rushed over to the van and told the driver to stop because there was a cat under him  I bent down to locate it but it had - again - disappeared. Later I saw it behind the gate again, in the garden.

This cat has powers.

19 comments:

  1. I like that you were trying to prevent it from being run over by the van. Wiley cat was one step ahead of you each time. Our cat just trusts that everyone will slow down for him. Our other cat sits in the middle of our neighbour's paved driveway (it is a nice driveway), and he's not that smart (the cat, that is). -Jenn

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    1. Well it seemed the obvious thing to do, but I am not sure the cat needed me.

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    1. I would have, but I don't speak Catalan.

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    2. You could have tried Kittilian. Maybe he was bilingual?

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    3. I said Ola and he called me a pussy.

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  3. Cheshire cat? Sounds rather Wonderland. (Iford Manor is very wonderland with all that lovely pilfered Italian masonry. I'm not going to ask if you are working there because I know that you couldn't possibly comment.)

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    1. I am now working there Cher. It has always been my dream place to work for. The family are lovely people too.

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    1. The job I am now on is a pair of bronze deer from Pompeii. Beautiful.

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    2. Copies, not antiques, but top quality from Italy.

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    3. How fabulous. Let me know when the work is completed and I'll come and have a look.

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    4. You will not notice any difference - that is my special skill - but I will anyway.

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  5. I've just had a google of Iford Manor and cannot believe how gorgeous the garden is! Cloisters! Bridge! Topiaries! Statuary! It ticks so many romantic garden boxes. You're working in a veritable playground, now.

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  6. My kind of cat. You portrayed it well.

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