Tuesday, 25 December 2018

Dry-humping to music


Three generations on one dance floor, but H.I. is not participating in the slow performance to our local pop star friend's hit. It later reverted to husband and wife dry-humping to music. Every year it's the same - the girls get pissed and dance. The men remain seated. I love it. Tonight we will have a repeat performance at their place.

For a few years I would go shooting on Boxing Day (clays, not birds) and I quite enjoyed it once out of bed and up at the farm, but it is not very relaxing to let off a shotgun about three inches away from your ears when suffering from a hangover. I would do this about 150 times in a two hour period and hope to lose the hangover before it was time to go to the pub.

The club was comprised of about 70 old men with very right-wing views which they were not scared of expressing - either by mouth or by email - so I got a bit fed up with them and cancelled my membership. They once had a member who (it was discovered when booking a Christmas dinner one year) was not only a Moslem, but a vegetarian Moslem to boot. God (Allah) knows how he ended up joining them.

Have a good Christmas Day!

18 comments:

  1. I like the way the smile falls off Green-Eyes' face as soon as the photo is taken.

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  2. You have a beautiful family Tom.Happy Christmas to you.

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    1. I'm very lucky to have inherited them. Happy Christmas to you too Yael.

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  3. Were you playing the part of Billy Graham?

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    1. The other dancing was better, but the recordings are too long.

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  4. Happy Christmas Tom, and to your family. All the best.

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    1. Everyone has gotten so good at posing since digital photography's made it easy to work on your camera smile.

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    2. I think tourists should be forced to take old 35mm cameras with them on holiday. That way they might see more of the places they visit with their eyes, and not just through a lens.

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  6. Do hope you havemanaged to remain reasonably sober and have not over eaten. x

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    1. I have a headache caused by cheap Champagne, but apart from that I'm not too bad Weave.

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  7. I heard the baying of dogs here yesterday (Christmas Day). A French hunter doesn't let a day go by if he can help it. I heard no shots.

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    1. I think it is illegal to shoot game on Christmas day here, for religious reasons, though everyone goes mad the day after.

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  8. Such larks! Looks like much fun, Happy boxing day to you all xo

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  9. Girls just want to have fun. I hope your holidays are going well. We ate and drank too much yesterday, so today is about resting and taking Tums for our stomachs and aspirin for our heads.

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    1. So long as you had fun. There's always a price to pay...

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